EthelPepsi.com would like to announce that effective immediately:

  • Dave bein’ promoted to Managing Minion
  • Moshi bein’ promoted to Secretary of Wiggody Butts

And in who-man rady news, we would like to congratulate our favorite Erda at Cat-less Investors (early investors in Minebarbie and Peasants Learning) on her promoshi to Senior(ita) ASSociate!!! She been kickin’ butts and taken names for a while now and she really deserve dis!!!!

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Note: Ethelpepsi.com has amended this post from a prior version at the request of the current rightsholder of the Name, Image and Likeness of the aforementioned Erda.