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***From the Office of Ethel Minion***

Colleagues and Other Dogs, Frogs and Friends,

EthelPepsi Enterprises and Other Prizes, LLC (“EthelPepsi” or the “Company”) would like to extend a warm welcome to our newest team member and Chief Stenographer, Molly the Mollusk. Over the past three months Pigeoux, at the direction of the Board and founder, CEO and Chairdog, Ethel Minion, embarked on a mission to fill this most important position. Ethel said, “it was critical that our Sheef Stenographer was sharp, dickscrete and fast on her feet(s), and after an extensive multi-phased interview process it was clear that Molly exhibited all of these characteristics and importantly was NOT a cat in any way.” Molly beat out some formidable competition and also total has-been (more like never-was) Indra Nooyi.

“We are excited to have Molly on board!”, said Mosh (of driftwood exhibit / moving company fame). Although not formally part of Ethel’s trusted inner circle (the “Clique”), Molly will be traveling with Ethel to memorialize many important meetings (to be clear, the meetings are ALL important but Molly won’t be able to be at any of the highly classified / top secret ones).

We wish her the best. Welcome Molly.

Ethel Minion
Founder, CEO and Chairdog
EthelPepsi Enterprise and Other Prizes, LLC

PS: Please make sure to tune in to Micsh’s new morning show 🐸’s and Friends. Debuting on Frogs’ Nudes this summer.

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