***BREAKING NEWS: FIRST APPLE CAR PHOTOS RELEASED***
After last night’s thrilling coverage of the GOP debate, Ethelpepsi.com would like to join Terrell Owens and Dennis Rodman in officially endorsing Donald J. Trump for president! Mexico, China you had better watch your back..America’s Back and she’s pissed!! USA!! USA!! USA!!
***UPDATE: EthelPepsi.com has since rescinded its endorsement of Donald J(erkface) Trump. Yeah we with her now.***
After “thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling” our dear friends Kermit and Miss Piggy are ending their relationship. We wish them the best and hope that their privacy will be respected during this time.
Additionally, we are holding open auditions today for an upcoming .GIF loosely-based on the 2012 Judd Apatow comedy / drama, This is 40.
– Ethel and Dave
Hi,
We heard from some bunny that a pacific erda was throwing a cat-less funning party today? Ya so we here for dat.
Love,
8 Little Dogs
Ps. Ethel couldn’t make it on accounta she on Fredrick’s helicopter on her way to Kleiner Perkins re: DoggieStyle.com. Before you even axe, she WILL be back for her reservation at Pheasant tonight.
Jus a little dog with a musing blog 