After last night’s thrilling coverage of the GOP debate, Ethelpepsi.com would like to join Terrell Owens and Dennis Rodman in officially endorsing Donald J. Trump for president! Mexico, China you had better watch your back..America’s Back and she’s pissed!! USA!! USA!! USA!!
***UPDATE: EthelPepsi.com has since rescinded its endorsement of Donald J(erkface) Trump. Yeah we with her now.***


After “thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling” our dear friends Kermit and Miss Piggy are ending their relationship. We wish them the best and hope that their privacy will be respected during this time.